Sighting?

Local news station WCAV ran a story that mentioned something about "if you have any information about this missing" something or other. I couldn't hear it. Could it be BoBo? If you heard the story, or have information, contact us. Bobo gets a little cranky when he's hungry. Trust me, a crank camel roaming the streets isn't going to be pretty.

Aw, nice man.

A man just told me that he knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who saw a man with Bobo. He reportedly pet him and gave him a bite of the man's Phish Food. He also let Bobo listen to his iPod while he was playing a Bee Gees song. That was a nice man, but Bobo still has not been found or rescued. Please help. I'm really getting worried now.

Llama Sighting

Thank you to those of you who have called about the Llama sighting. However, please note that this random Llama is NOT Bobo the camel - entirely different species. Please keep looking!!!

Camel-Attacking Lady Must Pay

Apparently in Charlottesville there is a $40,000 fine for camel-harrassment. CAMEL-ATTACKING LADY MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobo got attacked

A woman in Charlottesville just attacked Bobo. She was angry that he was ever aggressive to Prince and not Fergie or Akon. She is a huge fan of Prince but she hates Fergie and Akon. She grabbed him and then pushed him and shook him and yelled at him. She is now being questioned by the authorities. Her four year old also grabbed Bobo by the neck and tried to ride him. I'm worried now.

Bobo saw Wanda Sykes

Bobo just said through telepathy that he saw Wanda Sykes walking down the street. I trust Bobo.

Bobo can read minds now

Somebody just told me that Bobo read their mind. He always was metally talented. He is very smart and he can use telepathy. So if you see Bobo, he might either read your mind or use telepathy. We recently communicatd mentally and he said he was fine and safe, but wished he could come home. Please help with Bobo's wish. If you don't, he will harass you through telepathy. So help for the love of pete. Plus, we have to pay a lot for those dance lessons, and we have to pay for the rest of the sessions whether or not he attends. PLEASE HELP US AND BOBO!